Explains the power cuts these days 🤔

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@Myself no no nyaya ndeye mumwe munhu who is now based in SA. I am sharing it with u.

🙌: My worst moment in love was the day when babe rangu crossed the road apa motorcade ya Mugabe ichidarika 😂 Haaa thread 👇 : Taive kuna cnr tongogara na fifth extension, going ku centurion for some drinks and a meal chii chii, ka mudhudhu kanenge kari lead kaya bvakapfuura. Ipapo ndakamisa munhu wangu because tese toziva kuti motorcade haisi yeku joker nayo. : Ndakatombomira kufunga nezve mdc mu brain mangu because ndaitya mukuru aive mu zim 1 zvekuti bhee 😂 Mudhudhudhu we chi 2 passed. Munhu anga akungo complainer heee ndane nzara hee hande heee havasi kupedza kudarika : Ipapo Chihera ndakabva ndaita vekubata ruoko because pressure yavanga vakuisa ipapo yaitoputitsa kana vhiri re tractor 😂. Mind you munhu grew up in Vic Falls so hadn't really come close to a motorcade before. Aitoona kunge ndini ndiri kuita ma funnies nekumumisa : Pachingodarika ka benz kemapurisa babe akangosvotoka achirova ka run achi crosser road At that very moment ladies and gentlemen i felt my balls ascend up into my stomach. Ndakatanga kunzwa chando at the same time ndikatanga kudikitira kunge mupengo 😂 : Gunners vano guarder pa corner ye durawall yepa state house opposite yepa Harare Sports club vakasvetuka vachimhanya vakamunanga Iniwo ndichiona babe akuda kupondwa ndakabva ndatevera kunopindira I should have just stood still and let her face the consequence of her actions 😂 : The things we do for love ma1 Ndaimhanya ndichidaidzira kuti ukangomugumha chete 😂 Ndakasvika ndika hugger babe ndakamu shielder, gunners vakandipa mbama kumusana Ipapo ndaitosimbisa mwana kuti I'll never let anyone hurt you whispering in her ear : Vanga vasati vasvika vakomana ipapo 😂 Team repa motorcade rinenge riri 6 remuka land cruiser riya rinonzi 6 pack nevanhu rakazongoita pull over pa scene Gunners uya akatomboita step back mbichana. Akomana kana musoja achitya umwe musoja, ko ini hangu povho 😂 : Nguva ye negotiation panga pasina. Team rakasvika nekungorova jah man nechimoko chavo Vakaburuka one one very quick vachiuya Gunners wekutanga akasvikonditi zete zimbama baba ndikabatwa nemunhikwi. Babe anga avhara kumeso ne purse asingade kuona dzaddzy vachibviswa hurume 😂 : Ipapo ndakanzwa mazino ava kutanga kuonekana mukanwa atoona kuti mamwe arikusara pasi pa corner apa Gunners vechi 2 was left handed and i didn't know, so ndaida kunzvengera ku left impact iite nani : Ndakasangana nayo mbende yembama baba ndichangoti kotamei 😂 Ipapo mumusoro makatanga kurira song ya Tongai Moyo Dhewa "Ndizvo zvinoitaa muruudooo" Jah man vakatanga kugwinha gwinha kunge Van Choga ziso vakavhura ziso kunge Killer Tee. : Whilst i was still undergoing the epileptic seizure, gunners vechi 3 vakandipamha imwe hwipamukwipa yembama yairwadza kunge magets and i regained consciousness The way I was clapped up that day was so routine and practised 😂. Paiti pakauya right handed, pouya left handed. : Ndakamboda kuti amana uyu murikumusiirei. I almost snitched on my girl 😂 Chihera vanga vapeta muswe vakapfugama pa side. Ndopandikaona kuti kunetsa kwana chihera kujaidzwa ngapaite gunners uone kumedza fridge kwavanoita 😂 : Ipapo gunners we chi 4 aimhanyawo achiuya achidaidzira kuti "ndisiroo ndisiiroo" 😂 Ipapo ma soja ese akatanga kukuza baba "Skino Skino Skino Faaaamba Skino" I just turned ndikati babe usare bho. She just looked at me like 😭😭😭. Skino looked like my death. : Muchinda uyu akasvika akanditsveta imwe gwengwete yembama yakapotsa yaenda ne dama 😰 Vanhu vanogara mu flat repa Northfields riri opposite state house ku left vaka screamer thinking pane munhu arohwa ne mheni panze 😂 : The slap was out of this world It was as vicious as it was truculent and it had enough ferocity to kill a beast 😂 It was at this moment that I started to see angels descending from heaven singing sweet melodies. Ndakatanga kuona team remu Bible ana Samson naana Mdara Diva. : Ndakangoti mweya ndisesekedze Mbama haina kurwadza kumeso chete. The impeccable ingenuousness on the administration of the slap ensured that the impact would be so evenly distributed around my body zvekuti ndakanzwa even pasi petsoka kupisa : I applauded my anal sphincter muscles for retaining their integrity and not buckling under immense pressure to release the contents of my rectum which would have absolutely depleted the little remaining bundles of dignity. In short, ndakazvitenda nekusazvidhootera 😭😂 : Gunners we chi 5 akuda kuuya pakazongoridzwa bhero remota bvaadzokera, vakomana vakasimudza mota vakarova pasi Mind you all this happen in less than 5 minutes 😂 Mambama aiuya one after the other Classic hit and run chaiyo : Ndapedza kugashira chidyo chinorwadza, ndakanhonga ka bepa ke freezit kaive pasi ndikanhonga 7 ma zino angu ndikamarongedza imomo Frontline yese yanga yadonha Takabva tadzika na Tongogara takuenda kuna second kunotsvaga kombi : Ipapo mukomana anga akudzedzereka ava kudhomoka 😂 Vaindiona vaigoti nhai munhu na 3pm atodhakwa zvekudaiso Takapinda mukombi ndichingowawata chete. Hwindi akatomboseka achitoti ko amweiko mukomana uyu Jah man vanga vamwa mambama 😂 : Ndakazongoita blackout ndikamukira ku West end hospital zvichinzi ndanga ndane 3 days ndiri pa comma 😂 Ndakabuda mu hospital after 4 days on a Thursday ndava bho. Babe ndakamboita 3 months ndisingataure naye shaya dzichiri neka pain mbichana 😂 : Takazotaurirana tikawarirana asi deep down ndaida kumudzorera mambama ese ari 4. Babe nanhasi we still together though 😂. Patinotamba chikudo pese ndomupa 1 ka strong mbama in remembrance of this day 😂 : Nowadays ndirikutsvaga pane motorcade yeuyuyu ndimbocrosser babe amb.orohwawo 😂

It's sanctions that are causing shortage of rain

😭😭.Hahhh nhai pashayawo here ati akwanisa kukwira Jessica, musikana uyu anenzara for se.x, Jessica loves se.x I tell you, anotorara achivaviwa coz hapana danda rinenge riripo.

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Chiedza kuvanhu miss Jessica madii

✈✈🍌🍌🤤🤤So why should people vote for Zanu-PF when the Ministry of Energy has been promising us a normal flow of electricity, takanyeperwa many times. Pliz nyarai woooo ana ED they are campaigning and there is no one ane brain iri straight who will vote for ED and his government to go for another 5 years. . Pliz youths of Zimbabwe make sure you encourage your friends and families who are of age to Vote for CCC coz under ED Zim is going to be a haven of Criminals. Hazvichaiti izvi we need change. #RESPECT!!!

You may all apply for visas to Konoha Village where all our houses are all fitted with solar panels. Electricity is not a problem as long as Naruto Uzumaki is your village Kage🥷🍃